toasterstrudel:

  1. Obtain a significant other from a country that doesn’t sell Toaster Strudel
  2. Marry them and start a family
  3. Offer to make your fam breakfast every morning
  4. Make them strudel with no icing
  5. They’ll have no idea Toaster Strudel even come with icing
  6. Take all six packets for yourself
  7. Avoid making eye contact with your reflection in the mirror for the rest of your life because you are a monster
Thursday, July 31, 2014 with 16,326 notes
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ronald-chevalier:

thatfatredhead:

wow I’d look so cute with glasses.

hot damn

right I’m just really proud of this selfie. too bad I’m not half blind like the people who need these glasses
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campus adventures featuring John Purdue.
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wow I’d look so cute with glasses.
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goodvibejesus:

your naked body is a beautiful beautiful thing. be proud of it. you are the only person in the world who owns one exactly like it.

Tuesday, July 29, 2014 with 6,444 notes
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yesimoprah:

Me when I think about my past relationships
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baberellafox:

*goes outside barefoot like the backwards country hoe i am*

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— I’m homeless. (via twobillion)

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